[Admit it. You =
deal with people all the time that you would LIKE to “give a piece =
of your mind”. Have some of mine; I have the little-known =
spiritual gift of sarcasm and happy to share.]
**Sarcastic? =
Me? Well, a little sardonic perhaps.
**If I’m =
smiling that alone should scare you.
**I’ve =
had a wonderful evening but this wasn’t =
it.
**Zombies eat =
brains. You’ll be quite safe.
**If it looks =
like I don’t care, that’s because I really =
don’t.
**You’re =
allowed to use your brain you know. It’s not illegal just =
yet.
**Oh, =
I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning =
of yours?
**I feel like =
a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t =
there.
**If you =
can’t say something nice, at least make it clever and =
devastating.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"