[Getting older =
is not wearing black socks with my sandals or buying more wrinkle cream =
for the wife. Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy =
beautician]
**Millions =
long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a =
rainy Sunday afternoon.
**Good health =
is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can =
die.
**Birthdays =
are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live =
the longest.
**Age does not =
diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall =
from the cone.
**If men are =
God’s gift to women, then God must love gag =
gifts
**Fifty isn’t =
old if you’re a tree
**I hate four =
letter words. Like cook, bake, dust and =
wash
**Those who =
love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die =
young.
**You know =
you’re getting old when all the celebrities you once fancied as a =
teenager start dropping dead."
**A man is not =
old until regrets take the place of dreams.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"