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08/09/21 Grif.Net – Have You Heard About . . .

08/09/21 Grif.Net – Have You Heard About . . .

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the argument between two vegetarians?  They got angry =
when someone called it a beef.

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HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the farmer’s wife who wrote him a note saying she was =
leaving him and taking the tractor?  It was a John Deere =
letter.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the rock group called “The Quilt”?  =
Evidently it’s just a cover band.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the book called “Quick Money for Dummies”?  =
It was written by Robin Banks

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . people who are not born with photographic memories?  =
For some it takes time to develop.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . the new style if angle broom being sold? Guess it’s =
sweeping the nation.

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . two crows sitting on a perch? One asked, "Do you smell =
fish?"

 

HAVE YOU HEARD =
ABOUT . . . polar bears that only live at the north pole, not the south =
pole?  If they lived at both, they would be bipolar =
bears.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"