[On the =
1st of each month we try to share interesting =
word-plays. Again, this month, we fail.]
*Humans are =
scared of hippos because they think they are violent and responsible for =
hundreds of deaths per year. In reality, people kill way more =
people per year and they are just being =
hippocritical.
*Wanted a new =
computer for Christmas, so I asked the salesman if this computer would =
last five years? “Yes”, he said. =
“Obsoletely!”
*I spilled =
spaghetti sauce on myself at the New Year church pot-luck. But it =
wasn’t all bad. It gave new meaning to the phrase =
“tastefully dressed”.
*A buddy said =
his girlfriend complained about his constant hovering over her. She =
said, "You act like a detective too much. I want us to split =
up."
"Good =
idea," he replied. "We can cover more ground that =
way."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"