[=
Friends make me smile with their interesting “updates” =
posted in social media]
John asked his phone, “Siri, why am =
I so bad with women?” She said, “I’m Alexa, you =
moron.”
S=
ue W. said, “I used to eat a lot of natural cereal until I read =
that most people die of natural causes.”
W=
ayne I. related that his daughter had a =
doctor’s appointment, but really didn’t want to go. So he suggested, =
"Why don’t you call in sick?"
Marilyn L. =
explained, “I complained about the blisters on my hands from using =
the broom. He suggested next time to take the car. Wonder why =
there are bumps on his head?”
K=
en H wondered why we always tell actors “break a leg” and =
then realized it had to do with the cast.
Hank W =
informed us, “Remember when AIR was FREE at the Service Station? =
Now it’s $1.50 and do you know why? =
INFLATION.”
Mark I said, “My dad tripped on Kleenex box and =
thought he’d broken a toe. His doctor said it was just some tissue =
damage.”
Andrew B shared, “I had a date last night and =
really enjoyed it. Tonight I’m going to try a =
fig.”
Missy R said, “I was worried about having brain =
surgery, but the doctor changed my mind.”
John L admits, “I won’t put up with =
intolerant people.”
Wayne M told me, “The staff at =
the gym started referring to me as Mr. Universe, which was extremely =
flattering until the receptionist spilled the beans that ‘It’s =
because you’re constantly expanding’."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"