Heather M =
remembered, “My mom told me to work hard until my savings account =
looked like a phone number. Well, I finally did it! My =
current balance is 9.11”
Ken M admits, “Life is like =
a helicopter. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to operate a =
helicopter.”
Marilyn L =
confides, “Gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into next =
year is still on the table.”
Paul P shares, =
“Whoever said ‘Out of sight, out of mind’ has never =
had a spider disappear in the bedroom.”
Marion S =
announced, “The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in =
1978 are finally done. Come on over if you want =
one.”
Christopher V =
wrote of his friend, “I hate those self-checkout stations at =
Walmart," he said as he got gas at the self-serve station, sipping =
soda bought from a vending machine using cash from an =
ATM.
Scott M =
relates, “I am as swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. =
That was run over by a Land Rover 7 days ago.”
Vicki O =
said, “It’s weird being the same age as old =
people.”
Lloyd G said, =
“I just went to check my account balance and the ATM printed me =
out a coupon for ramen noodles.“
Beverly M =
laments, “This year went by so fast I didn’t get a chance to =
lose weight.”
Douglas D admits, “I am a man of simple tastes and =
am easily satisfied with the best.”
Simon H =
complained, “My wife is pretty bad at math until she starts =
explained how much money she saved at =
Kohl’s.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"