**On my =
wedding day my mother told the groom, “Sorry. No refunds or =
exchanges on sale items.”
Thanks, =
Mom.
**I told my =
mom she was standing too close and invading my personal space, so she =
answered, “You came out of my personal space. This makes us =
even.”
Thanks, =
Mom.
**Mom listened =
to me complain about my driver’s license photo and said, “If =
you want a better picture, get a better face.” =
Thanks, =
Mom.
**Mom said, =
“I’m leaving for the weekend, so I hid $50 in your room for =
food. Clean your room and you’ll find it.” =
Thanks, =
Mom.
**Mom warned =
me, “Be nice to your little sister. You might need one of =
her kidneys someday.”
Thanks, =
Mom.
**I told mom I =
expected a boyfriend and a new car for my next birthday. She replied, =
“A Ken doll and Hot Wheels. Got it” =
Thanks, =
Mom.
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