[Seriously, =
ordered a medical device from Miami on July 7th. Postal =
tracking showed it shipped July 10th and subsequent tracking =
over the weeks showed this 4”x8” box in New Jersey, Los =
Angeles, four different days in Denver and three times in Casper. =
Finally delivered August 5th after 29 days. 3-day =
priority delivery. Got me thinking I’d better laugh about it . . . =
]
**Being a letter carrier is a mail-dominated =
profession.
**Some mail =
men are called ‘letter carriers’. On Facebook I =
noticed my carrier calls himself a ‘high priced mail =
escort’.
**A carrier =
said it was so hot in his truck that two hobbits showed up and asked him =
where to throw the ring.
**If you have =
problems in your personal life, become a postal worker. No =
personal life, so no problems.
**Told the =
postal clerk at the window that I thought 55 cents for a letter seemed =
fair. 5 cents for postage, 50 cents for storage =
fee.
**My carrier =
knows I write the grif.net blog and love humor. She asked if I =
heard the one about the unstamped letter. Then she added, =
‘Never mind. You wouldn’t get =
it.’
**Of course, I =
know what makes telling a good postal joke. It’s all in the =
delivery.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"