[And yes, =
everyone agrees I need new friends]
Linda =
concluded, “As a Baptist I am exempt from Daylight Saving Time =
changes. That hour was ‘saved’ last year, and ‘once =
saved, always saved’.
Ken warned, =
“Caution. My dog can’t hold its =
licker.”
Billy owned up: “I always sing like no one’s =
listening. Except they were listening. And now I’m no longer allowed to =
touch the intercom phone at Walmart.”
Candace said, “I hate to cancel. I know we made =
plans two hours ago to get together tonight, but I was younger then, =
full of hope. Now I’m tired.”
Steven noted, =
“Sometimes I start a sentence, but then get paroled before I =
finish it.”
Chuck claimed, “The only luck I believe in is a =
church pot-luck. Can I get an amen (and a side of =
casserole)?”
Dale admitted, =
“I don’t make fun of fat Baptists. They have enough on =
their plate.”
Marilyn boasted, “I celebrated last night with a =
couple ‘adult beverages’. Metamucil and =
Ensure.”
Scott confided, “While talking about our last =
wishes, I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated. She made me an =
appointment for next Monday.”
Margaret asked, “How did the telemarketer propose to =
his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.”
Linda Kaye reminded us, “If you’re trying to =
impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food =
truck.”
Ken M =
confessed, “I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have =
a point.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"