[Famous =
comedians enjoy good-natured pokes at the =
police]
I don’t =
think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was =
chewing me out all I could think was I should cut my =
bangs.
Bonnie =
McFarlane
In Montana a =
highway patrolman may pull you over because he’s =
lonely.
Rich =
Hall
If the police =
arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain =
silent.
George =
Carlin
If =
you’re being chased by a police dog try not to go through a tunnel =
then on to a little seesaw then jump through a hoop of fire. =
They’re trained for that.
Milton =
Jones
I’ve =
never had a problem with drugs; I’ve had problems with the =
police.
Keith =
Richards
The best car =
safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in =
it.
Dudley =
Moore
You know =
you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down =
by your doctor instead of by the police.
Joan =
Rivers
A recent =
police study found that you’e much more likely to get shot by a =
fat cop if you run.
Dennis =
Miller
If you =
haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t =
seen her smile her prettiest.
Frank =
Hubbard
I once asked a =
policeman how far it was to the subway and he said “I don’t =
know. No one has ever made it.”
Rodney =
Dangerfield
Why should we =
tell kidnappers, murderers and embezzlers their rights? If they =
don’t know their rights, they shouldn’t be in the =
business.
Pat =
Paulsen
I like how on =
cop cars ”To protect and serve” is in quotes like =
they’re being sarcastic.
Neal =
Brennan
Not saying =
this is a dangerous city, but even the police have an unlisted number. =
Morey =
Amsterdam
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Dr Bob =
Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"