A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub overturned on ta Wyoming =
interstate. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 =
hours.
If we put all the cars in America end to end, it would probably be =
Labor Day Weekend.
A truck full of marmalade overturned down the street at the corner of =
1st and Main. Traffic Jam =
ahead.
The only traffic I’m looking forward to on Memorial Day weekend is on =
the internet.
In the middle of Nowhere, Wyoming, a truck with red paint collided =
with a truck carrying blue paint. The drivers were okay but =
realized it might be a long time until someone found them and they felt =
marooned.
Four cars approach a 4-way stop at the same time and wondered who =
should go first. Three of the drivers decided to let the pick-up truck =
with a gun rack and bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill =
people. I do,” proceed first.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"