What my =
friends are saying:
Nate =3D “I must be hot stuff. The =
cashiers around here are always checking me =
out!”
Robert =3D =
“A man was arrested recently for stealing an idol from a museum in =
hopes of auctioning it off.=A0 Baal has been set at =
$50,000”
Laurie =3D =
“Two men walked into a bar. Of course, the women =
ducked.”
Steve =3D =
“Why did the chicken go to the s=E9ance? To get to the other =
side.”
Carole =3D =
“Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life =
Alert.”
Scott =3D =
“I saw a sign that said, ‘Falling Rocks.’=A0 I tried =
it. It doesn’t.”
Sheri =3D =
“If you think I’m crazy now, wait until the Packer game is =
on.”
Tim =3D =
“Stalin should have known that communism doesn’t work. There were =
red flags everywhere.”
Margaret =3D =
“My summer diet starts with a large salad bowl. Filled with ice =
cream.”
Richard =3D =
“It’s so hot, I left the toilet seat up just to get an icy =
stare from my wife.”
Rhonda =3D =
“Somedays you can tell it is going to be a ‘does not play =
well with others’ kinda day.”
Ken =3D =
“Daniel slept in a lion’s den. Peter slept in a prison. =
Jesus slept in a storm. No matter your circumstances, take a =
nap.”
Paul =3D =
“The dinosaurs didn’t drink coffee, and we all know how that =
turned out.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"