Bad =
“Dad” Jokes:
**I heard there was a kidnapping at your =
school today. Thankfully the teacher woke him =
up.
**Do you know =
how to lose a kid at the Mall? Seriously. Any tips are =
helpful.
**The Apple =
Store got robbed today. Police are questioning all the iWitnesses. =
**Looking for a missing girl. Saw a pirate and asked him to keep =
an eye out for her.
**I’ve =
decided to become a social vegan. I will avoid =
meet.
**I heard your =
math teacher is afraid of negative numbers. He should stop at nothing to =
avoid them.
**If womb is =
pronounced “woom” and tomb is pronounced “toom”, =
shouldn’t bomb be pronounced =
“boom”?
~~
QUIZ ANSWERS to odd facts about =
“Explorer of the Seas” Cruise Ship
1. Number of photos =
ship staff take of passengers each day
17,000
2. Height of =
rock climbing wall from the ocean to the top
220 ft
3. Total =
electric power generation (in kw)
75,600 kw
4. Slices of =
pizza served in a week
18,000
5. Pounds of =
lobster served in a week
3,500 =
lbs.
6. Crew members from 55 countries
1200
7. Gross =
tonnage
138,000 =
tons
8. Fuel consumption (gallons per mile) =
88 gallons
9. =
Pounds of fresh fruit/vegetables in a week
110,500 lbs.
10. Cost of =
construction in AD 2000
$650,000,000
11. Fresh =
eggs used in a week
75,000
12. Maximum =
guest capacity
4,000
13. Length =
of ship in inches
12,210 =
inches
14. Pounds of meat (beef, chicken, pork, seafood) =
consumed in a week
130,000 lbs. =
15. Daily general consumption: Appetizers prepared per =
day
49,000
16. Daily =
general consumption: Meals prepared per day
22,000
17. Daily =
general consumption: Desserts prepared per day
63,000
18. Total =
Staterooms
1642
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"