[In honor of Birthday Week, we are reminded of some signs of hitting the big
60]
~You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a
circle and start singing “Kumbaya.”
~You look both ways before crossing a room.
~You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you
were growing up.
~You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
~You start beating everyone else at trivia games.
~You have a photographic memory but it no longer offers same day service.
~Your insurance company has started sending you their free calendar…a
month at a time.
~You’re not grouchy; you just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud
music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things you
can’t remember.
~You’re sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you
cross your legs.
~You’re sure everything you can’t find is in a secure place.
~You’re the life of the party…even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
~You’re usually interested in going home before you get where you’re going.
~You’re very good at telling stories – over and over and over and over…
~You’re well cared for – long term care, eye care, private care, dental
care, Medicare.
~You’re wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just your left leg.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”