[Birthday Week Humor concludes today on my actual 60th Birthday with the
GOOD NEWS of becoming a “senior saint”:]
~All of your favorite movies are now revised in color.
~You keep repeating yourself.
~Pulling an “all-nighter” means not getting up to go to the bathroom.
~At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
~The clothes you’ve put away until they ‘come back in style’ have come back
in style.
~You keep repeating yourself.
~Getting some action means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
~And getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot at the mall.
~The waiter asks how you’d like your steak…and you say “pureed.”
~You keep repeating yourself.
~When you do the “Hokey Pokey” you put your left hip out…and it stays out.
~You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
~You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
~You discover the words, “whippersnapper,” and “by-cracky” creeping into
your vocabulary.
~You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go
along.
~You keep repeating yourself.
~You find this list tasteless and insensitive.
~You have trouble remembering simple words like…
~Did I mention that you keep repeating yourself?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”