It’s =
scary . . . when your stomach starts making the same noises as your =
coffee maker.
It’s scary . . . when =
even the wood in the forest is petrified.
It’s scary . . . when you =
dress the whole family up in almond, peanut, walnut and cashew costumes =
and the neighbors think you’re nuts.
It’s scary . . . when the =
Jehovah’s Witness house down the block has all the lights out on =
Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their =
door.
It’s scary . . . when =
your only date to the Halloween dance is a skeleton because he really =
had no body.
It’s scary . . . when the =
police stop a trick-or-treater dressed as a ghost but can’t arrest =
him because they can’t pin anything on =
him.
It’s scary . . . when =
friends bring up one of three controversial subjects at Halloween: the =
Reformation, the political campaigns or the existence of the Great =
Pumpkin.
It’s scary . . . when a =
ghost shows up at your Halloween party but then confides it’s only =
there for the boo’s.
It’s scary . . . when =
only skeletons find this grif net blog to be =
humerus.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"