[What my friends are saying about their lives. Not. =
Me.]
“Sometimes getting out of bed ruins the whole =
day.”
“You know you have family issues at Christmas =
when they all unfriend you on Facebook.”
“Give =
up carbs? Over my bread body.”
“If =
your name isn’t Google, don’t act like you know =
everything.”
“Today =
is a day when even my coffee needs coffee.”
“I’ve learned about marriage from =
chess. The king takes one small step at a time. The queen is =
all-powerful and does whatever she wants to do.”
“Let =
me know when you’re available so I can be sure to be busy =
then.”
“I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought =
I was fat.”
“Ever =
notice that half of 8 could be 4, 3 or o?”
“No =
one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be =
sad.”
“I’m not lazy; I’m just in the =
energy-saving mode.”
“If =
time is money, then I’m running out of =
time.”
And MY response to them?
“Remember, it’s a status update, not your =
diary.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"