[Yeah, I hear you groan and whine month after month. But you still read
these awful puns. And LOVE them.]
I just heard that a radical segment of the woodworkers union broke off and
formed a splinter group.
Sign at a Wyoming nudist camp: “Sorry – Clothed for Winter”
Geologists had a vote to decide a theory to replace continental drift; Plate
Tectonics won by landslide.
The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom
window, stepped on the scale and gave himself a weigh.
What flowers grow best in cul-de-sacs? RoadEnDrons.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”