[I have ten grandkids under 8. These are for them!]
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
“Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
What is a ghost’s favorite hot cereal?
SCREAM of Wheat.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its
radius?
Pumpkin pi. [Okay, that one was for the adults who got this far]
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
ps, remember free tacos from 2-5 pm today at Taco Bell