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10/29/07 Grif.Net – Wine Labels

10/29/07 Grif.Net – Wine Labels

Wal-Mart announced that on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers
a new discount item, Walmart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail
chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 – $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand
into their shopping carts, but “there is a market for inexpensive wine” asid
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
Bentonville. She said, “But the right name is important.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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