[Most of these “Knock Knock” jokes are for younger Grif.Net readers, but
some will make you scratch your head for a while.]
How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Old lady!
Old lady who?
Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer Google.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police – come out with your hands up.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Awch!
Awch who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to a really dumb guy’s house.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The chicken
The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a “No-Bell” prize.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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