MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest
smile you can give us?”
COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER:
“I don’t care where you’ve been or what you’ve discovered. You still could
have written!”
MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how
hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take
your hand out of there and show me.”
ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap backwards
like the other kids?”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“But it’s your senior picture. Couldn’t you do something about your hair?
Styling gel, mousse, something, ANYTHING…?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss
your allowance good-bye!”
JONAH’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“That’s a nice story. Now, tell me where you’ve really been for the last
three days and three nights.”
THOMAS EDISON’S JEWISH MOTHER:
“Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it
off and get to bed!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”