G’ma: What would you like for dessert?
Jonah: Pumpkin pie!
G’ma: Pumpkin pie, what, dear? Say the magic word.
Jonah: I’m sorry, Grandma. Pumpkin pie, abracadabra!
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G’pa: No turkey to eat this year. It was arrested by the Casper police?
Jadin: Why, Grandpa?
G’pa: I think it was using fowl language and suspected of fowl play.
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G’ma: What are you going to do with that bag of birdseed?
Daniel: I’m heading to the garden so I can plant more turkeys for next
Thanksgiving.
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G’pa: What did the computer say at Thanksgiving?
Lexie: I don’t know?
G’pa: Google, Google, Google
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G’ma: Chloe, would you help me fix Thanksgiving dinner?
Chloe: Why? Is it broken?
(And yes, we have five more grandchildren for jokes tomorrow!)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”