“Sic semper tyrannus.”
(Your dinosaur is ill.)
“Veni, vidi, Pesci.”
(I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.)
“No Quid Pro Quo.”
(I’m Sorry, We’re All Out of Quid.)
“E pluribus septum”
(Multiple nose piercings.)
“Revelare Pecunia!”
(Show Me The Money!)
“Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.”
(They want me to pay how much for Windows 8?)
“Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus.”
(It’s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)
“Tempo fugit.”
(I drove my Ford off a bridge.)
“Et tu, pluribus unum?”
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)
“Veni, Vidi, Velcro”
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”