[More humor aimed to keep the grandkids quiet this =
week.]
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in =
common?
They both have the same middle =
name.
What did one ocean say to the other =
ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
What do pirates pay for their =
earrings?
A buccaneer.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and =
twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the bee to say to the =
flower?
"Hey, Bud, when do you =
open?"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean
with the Titanic?
Halfway.
What’s the worst part about hunting =
elephants?
Carrying the decoys.
What is gray, wears glass slippers, and weighs 3000 =
pounds?
Cinderelephant.
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish =
line?
I am the wiener!
What is bright orange and sounds like a =
parrot?
A carrot.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a =
collie?
A dog that rips your leg off, then goes for =
help.
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with a border =
collie?
Melancholy puppies.
What did the necktie say to the =
hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll just hang =
around.
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one =
leg?
Hop in.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"