When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
What does cheese say when it has its picture taken?
If carrots help your eyesight, how come you see so many dead rabbits by the
side of the road?
What part of a fish is a fish stick?
If I ask the butcher for half a rabbit will I get in trouble for splitting
hares?
What cheese is made backwards? (Edam)
If you sent a cauliflower through the Internet, would it arrive as e-coli?
If I eat some metal paper fastenings will I have a more staple diet?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”