“The fight we had last night was my fault. My wife asked me what was on the
TV and I said dust.”
“Before marriage, I yearned for the woman I loved. After marriage, the ‘y’
became silent.”
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble started when we
tried to decide which one.”
“I was told in premarital counseling that marriage was a union. A union of
heart, a union of soul, a union of minds. Nobody told us about having to
pay those high union dues.”
“Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the
street.”
“I think my marriage is in trouble because my wife says, ‘You’re only
interested in one thing,’ and I can’t remember what it is.”
“I wanted a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But now I find out polygamy is illegal.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”