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10/04/11 Grif.Net – Zen Moments & Odd Thoughts from Strangers

10/04/11 Grif.Net – Zen Moments & Odd Thoughts from Strangers

I didn’t invent the hypothetical situation, but let’s just suppose for a
second that I did.

What did love say to fear? Nothing. Love knows no fear.

Why do they bother saying “raw” sewage? Do some people cook that stuff?

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was
locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours!”
He goes: “Not in a row!”

Woody Allen said, “I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they
caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all
over the world.

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any
time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they
make it easier to do, don’t need to be done. ~Andy Rooney

Jerry Seinfeld asks “If someone’s lying, are their pants really on fire?”

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Dr Bob Griffin
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