If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would
probably be Labor Day Weekend
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Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s
Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
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Boss: What do you usually do on Labor Day?
Employee: As little as possible, just like every day.
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Essay for Labor Day: My Personal Work History
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
because I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t cut it, so
they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it …mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef — figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the
mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t
noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my
net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the
job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
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Serious Labor Day Prayer:
“God give me work, till my life shall end, and life, till my work is done.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”