Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the
psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”. The town council was
livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. This was also
not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. “Catatonics and High
Colonics” – No go. Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives” – thumbs down again.. Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no
good. Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” –
unacceptable again! So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a
chance. “Nuts and Butts” – no way. “Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.
“Loons and Moons” – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr.
Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends”. Everyone loved it.
[Thanks to my Lusk, Wyoming, connection to odds and ends]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”