If you are from the northern states and planning on vacationing anywhere in
the South, there are a few things you should know that may help you from
sticking your foot in your mouth:
~The North has coffee houses. The South has Waffle House
~The North has dating services. The South has family reunions.
~The North has switchblade knives. The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
~The North has double last names. The South has double first names.
~The North has Indy car races. The South has stock car races.
~The North has Cream of Wheat. The South has grits.
~The North has green salads. The South has collard greens.
~The North has lobsters. The South has crawdads.
~The North has the rust belt. The South has the Bible Belt.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”