OFFICIAL OUTDOOR GRILL RULES:
We have entered the outdoor grilling season. Therefore it is important to
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity. When a man volunteers to Grill, the following chain of events are
put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill – cold beverage in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can
take place without the interference of the woman.
(Here Comes the Important Part)
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beverage while he flips the
meat.
(Important again)
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauce
and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(And Most Important of All)
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her “night off,” and, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some
women.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
[PRAY for my upcoming mission trip to Vietnam/Cambodia with Evangelist Tim
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