[OK, I lied. So much fun poking at the frozen chosen who have today – March
1st – officially reached the mid-point of Winter. Here’s another jab . .
Possible “State Slogans” for use in advertising life in Minnesota]
If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
Minnesota – I came, I thawed, I transferred.
Minnesota – survive it and the rest of the world is easy.
Minnesota – where visitors turn blue with envy.
Minnesota – home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
Minnesota – mosquito supplier to the free world.
Minnesota – come fall in love with a loon.
Minnesota – land of many cultures (mostly throat).
Minnesota: closed for glacier repairs.
Minnesota – glove it or leave it.
Minnesota – have you jump started your kid today?
Minnesota – land of 10,000 Petersons.
Minnesota – home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where that big river starts!)
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Why Minnesota? To protect Manitoba from Iowa!
There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”