1. How does a moose begin a letter to his cousin?
2. What is a complete opening in the ground?
3. What is a smelly chicken?
4. What do you call a less expensive bird?
5. Who is married to Uncle Beetle?
6. What does a broken window feel?
7. What do you call a bucket that has seen a ghost?
8. What on your face is first aware of a good smell?
9. What is a large animal with thick fun but no clothes on?
10. What is perfume that is mailed?
11. What is a weird street of shops that sell incredible things?
12. Two ran the race, but only . . .
13. What is a reddish-purple vegetable that is all worn out?
14. What will a foot doctor do for you?
15. If they are not here, where are they?
16. What is a rabbit fur?
17. When two couples go to a restaurant together, they ask for a table . . .
18. What are nervous little outdoor cloth houses?
19. What do you use to make blossom bread and petal pie?
20. If you don’t listen over there, where should you listen?
21. What does the man who looks at oceans do all day?
22. If a big rock is brave, what do you call one that’s even braver?
23. What is clam strength?
24. What is a string of jewels for someone with no neck?
25. What do you call the sharp, curved nails on a crab who is playing Santa?
26. What is a great accomplishment using the ends of your legs?
27. What does a female deer use for baking?
28. What is a sailor’s bellybutton?
29. How do you say, “Make that wool into a sweater, little insect!”
30. What is a good-looking, horse-drawn carriage?
Bonus: Where do MD’s park their yachts?
(Answers in a bit)
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”