“I have the theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not
be true, but do I dare take the chance?”
“My weight problem is hereditary. It was passed on from my mouth to my
stomach.”
“The problem with square meals is that they make you round.”
“In my vocabulary ‘Happy Hour’ is a nap.”
“Butter or margarine? Butter, of course. I trust cows over scientists any
day.”
“Remember, in dog years I’m dead.”
“I always cook with wine. Occasionally some of it is in the food.”
“I no longer exercise. It makes my coffee spill.”
“I can’t get started until I’ve had a pot of coffee in the morning. And
yes, I’ve tried other enemas.”
“Support Bingo. Keep Granny off the street.”
“Live each day like it’s your last. One day you’ll get it right.”
“I’m young at heart. Slightly older in other places.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”