Back in the 70’s when I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was
in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my
forehead.
Don’t know about you, but I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the ‘Self Help’ section
was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright nooooooooow.
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather
straps.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people
in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my Mother or Father. Or
my older brother Tim. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it is
Tim.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”