[DJ, a grif.net reader, forwarded these observations on aging and I found
that only 99.44% of them were true . . . of my wife, of course.]
It’s harder and harder to tell navy from black.
Your kids are becoming you — and you don’t like them. But your
grandchildren are perfect!
Yellow becomes the big color — walls, hair, teeth
Going out is good; coming home is better.
Your concealer doesn’t conceal and your lipstick bleeds.
Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring then he
does in bed. It’s called his “pre-sleep”
You forget names, but it’s okay because other people forgot they even knew
you.
You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything — especially
golf.
Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.
Your mascara clumps, and your eyebrows are disappearing.
You ask your husband or friend how your outfit looks, and they tell you the
truth.
When people say you look “Great”, they always add, “for your age”!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”