[Jerry said 2011 does NOT look like it will be a great year for him.]
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can
you afford fries with that?”
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
McDonald’s tried to sell me their new 1/4 ‘ouncer’.
My bank returned my check marked “Insufficient Funds”. I called them and
found out it was their account, not mine.
Then I read this morning’s paper and saw
~A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
~The Mafia is laying off judges.
~Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
~Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
~BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I
called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could
drive a truck.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”