Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why is it called “after dark” when it is really “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” the opposite?
Why isn’t “phonics” spelled the way it sounds?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
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Remember this Thanksgiving, that God saw you hungry & created McDonalds,
Wendy’s, and Dairy Queen.
He saw you thirsty and created milk, Diet Coke, coffee and water.
God saw you in the dark and created light.
And God saw you without a good looking, intelligent, charming yet humble
friend, and so He created ME
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”