Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency,
notify ____________:” I put “DOCTOR”. No offense to mom or anyone . . .
I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for
Miss America?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful
man is usually another woman.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive
twice.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish
they were.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a
great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others, whenever they go.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department
usually uses water.
Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bus.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”