I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But remember, it’s still on the
list.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to
tell you why it isn’t.
Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you
can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train
people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
After 50, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you are probably
dead!!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”