John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. ‘Grant me one last request,
dear,’ he pled.
‘Of course, John,’ his wife said softly.
‘Six months after I die,’ he said, ‘I want you to marry Bob.’
She was surprised. ‘But I thought you hated Bob?’
With his last breath John said, ‘I do!’
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ANSWERS to last Thursday’s Quiz:
1. Cowardliness? CHICKEN HEARTED (or CHICKEN LIVERED)
2. Cautiousness? DON’T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET
3. Intelligent? EGGHEAD
4. Retirement? NEST EGG
5. Right kind of person? GOOD EGG
6. Feeling Foolish? EGG ON YOUR FACE
7. Hyper-active? RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF
8. Prudent? DON’T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH
9. Dominated by wife? HEN PECKED
10. Workplace ranking? PECKING ORDER
11. Deferent? WALKING OF EGGSHELLS
12. Real ruler of the roost? OLD BIDDY
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”