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07/07/10 Grif.Net – Pregnancy Instructions

07/07/10 Grif.Net – Pregnancy Instructions

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly
and was telling the men how to given the necessary assurance to their
partners at each stage of the pregnancy.

“Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially
beneficial since it strengthens your pelvic muscles and will make delivery
much easier.”

Then she looked at the men in the room and added, “Gentlemen, remember
you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.”

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then
a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand and asked the obvious
question: “I was just wondering if it’s all right for her to carry my golf
bag while we walk?”

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”