[Getting ready for grandkids to come soon with ‘corny joke time’. Some of
these are truly pathetic. The jokes, not the grandkids . . . ]
Q. How is a healthy person like the United States?
A. They both have good constitutions!
Q. What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
A. The Liberty Bellhop!
Q. Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A. He was a real Yankee doodler!
Q. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
A. Liberty!
Q. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A. The Americans licked the British!
Q. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A. Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Q. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A. Yeah, it cracked me up!
Q. What did the US flag say when it met the Wyoming flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved!
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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