[We cannot end June without a little more Wedding humor. And truisms. And
confessions.]
Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny
I married MR. RIGHT, I didn’t know his first name was ALWAYS!
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.
The wise never marry – and when they marry they become otherwise.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow
because she didn’t want to wake the children?
Our marriage was a love match, plain and simple. She was plain and I was
simple!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”
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