[A teacher in Korea sent this. He may be originally from Michigan. Just a hunch. This may be easily adapted to reflect the Cowboys, Giants, Chargers or other teams on which you lost money this post-season.]
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting in front of a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell out to God.
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field – they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn’t Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given