[It is 8 a.m. and 4F degrees with piles of snow. Who=
would retire to the frozen tundra of Wisconsin? Dad Jokes for St. Bob̵=
7;s Day]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.&nb=
sp;
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Whe=
re can you always find gold?
In th=
e dictionary.
How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin-over with laughter.
W=
hat does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
It means you have too much time to kill.
What does it mean=
when you find a horseshoe?
Some p=
oor horse has gone barefoot.
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What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?&=
nbsp;
A sham-rock.
Did you hear about =
the leprechaun that opened a store?
He’s a small business owner now.
=
Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick=
’s Day.
Oh, really?
=
No, O’Reilly
~~
Dr. Bo=
b Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”
bob@grif=
=2Enet www.grif.net
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