Peopl=
e often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist.
Their words — not mine…
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Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters. =
No, it’s not. They’re just in line waiting their turn.=
What should I do with a chemist who is ill? =
First, you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if thi=
s fails then you have to barium.
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I wonde=
red what I’d say if I found two isotopes of helium?
I&=
#8217;d laugh and say,"HeHe."
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick knocked on my door.
N=
o joke.
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Dr. Bob Griffi=
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[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus kn=
ows me, this I Love”