̶=
0;Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of peo=
ple under you and nobody’s listening.”
Bill Clint=
on
“Recession is when your neighbo=
r loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Ji=
mmy Carter loses his.”
Ronald Reagan
“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in dri=
nking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us =
we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for pa=
rticipating.”
George W. Bush (at the Radio-Television=
Correspondents’ Association dinner)
“I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: Dear J=
ack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be **=
** if I’m going to pay for a landslide.”
John F. =
Kennedy (addressing complaints that his father’s money was buying the=
primary for him)
“I have long enj=
oyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instin=
ct a teacher and I would like to teach them something.”
Woodrow Wilson
“People say =
I’m indecisive, but I don’t know about that.”
George W. Bush
“I’m begin=
ning to see why your wife left you.”
Joe Biden
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Dr. Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nail=
s =3D 4 given”