[FREE ADVICE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY from Dr. Bob, culled from m=
y experiences of being happily married for nearly 3 years. Which is not bad=
, since I’ve been married 56 years . . . ]
*There are two ways to handle a =
woman. Nobody knows either of them.
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*Never argue with your wife when she’s =
tired . . . or when she’s rested.
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bsp;
*All marriages are happy. It’s trying to =
live together that causes all the problems.
*When your daughter brings ov=
er her boyfriend, don’t worry about the noise they make. Worry about the lo=
ng periods of silence.
*If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the=
English language, is "I do" the longest sentence?
*When a man ha=
s words with his wife, she probably has paragraphs for him.
*The three most=
important words to a woman on her wedding day are the aisle, the altar, an=
d the hymn. Don’t say that too fast: aisle alter hymn, aisle altar hy=
mn.
*Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
*When a man b=
rings a woman flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
*Alimony is the wage=
s of sin.
*You can always tell a real lady . . . but not much.
*Don’t sow w=
ild oats on a date Saturday night, then go to church on Sunday to pray for =
crop failure.
and finally,
*Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-o=
pener.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
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[email protected] www.grif.net
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we =
must step up the stairs “